The People (London, England) back issues from July 2009:
Bad week.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Molly Sugden (above) died aged 86. As Mrs Slocombe in TV's Are You Being Served? she had an endless supply of double entendres about her pussy. She'll be sadly missed, and I'm unanimous in this! ...
Good week.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... The Queen announces she will honour all who gave their lives for their country with the new Elizabeth Cross in the same week Lt Col Rupert Thorneloe and Trooper Joshua Hammond are killed in Afghanistan. Victoria and David Beckham celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary ...
That's a real swell look, Zoe; Is it baby No 2?(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind LIFE looks blooming good for Zoe Ball. She's landed a Radio 2 weekend breakfast slot and now looks like she's expecting MORE good news. Zoe, 38, showed signs of a tummy bulge as she carefully climbed into a car last week outside her Brighton home. ...
MADGE'S 02 TRIBUTE.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... MADONNA last night paid tribute to Michael Jackson as she performed at the O2 Arena in East London. During a dance melody dedicated to ...
Money-back tickets vow.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... ALL 750,000 fans who bought tickets to Jacko's 50 London gigs WILL be offered refunds, it was confirmed yesterday. Alternatively, they will have until August 14 to decide if they'd rather receive the pounds 50-pounds 75 special souvenir tickets featuring a mini-video ...
OFF THE GEST LIST.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind JACKO'S mum has banned her son's old pal David Gest and others she describes as "hangers-on" from the star's massive memorial service. Katherine, 79, has given organisers a list of people she does not want at the two-hour event at LA's Staples ...
TiP FOR THE TOP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... DON'T miss hot band BEGGAR JOE who were spotted while busking in Manchester. Debut ...
ViSPY; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind ViSPY ViSPY Which sportsman refused ...
DO KEEP UP! ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind OUR girl CAT DEELEY has won herself a place in the hottest friendship circle in LA. I hear she has been hanging out with KATIE HOLMES after the pair met to discuss an interview recently - and now TOM CRUISE'S missus has introduced her to her A list cronies ...
Here are the 10 hottest things about LA; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind I'm in Los Angeles - the home of the biggest stars in the world - and I'm here to let you into their secrets and how they live their lives. Here are the 1Contrary to popular belief, the stars DO eat. And at the moment they are queuing for a table ...
Paris: Ron job for me; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind HEIRHEAD PARIS HILTON has told me the real most reason she dumped CRISTIANO RONALDO - she didn't want to be "just a WAG". Paris, who had a very public tryst with the player, 3The up in JESSICA confided to me in LA: "I didn't want to start dating ...
WHO needs a mum when [...]; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind WHO needs a mum when you've a wife like DEMI MOORE, 31. She has jetted from their Hollywood home to Atlanta, Georgia, ...
LINDSAY LOHAN is far from [...]; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind LINDSAY LOHAN is far from a Mean Girl. She treated guests at her 23rd birthday bash to some slap-up grub aCiccones restaurant - then gave THEM ...
A scary Mel-tdown; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind THEY didn't name MEL BROWN Scary Spice for nothing. I witnessed an almighty ruck between her and hubby STEPHEN BELAFONTE at an LA booze hole after he accused her of talking to a female pal instead of him. But feisty Mel, 34, who was knocking back vodka, ...
KYLIE MINOGUE seems to have [...]; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind KYLIE MINOGUE seems to have borrowed an outfit that Houdini used ...
TINSELTOWN'S women, me included, are [...]; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind TINSELTOWN'S women, me included, are on red alert this week because BRAD PITT has escaped for a boys-only break in LA. But Brad, 45, was ...
They said WHAT? ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind Children love me because they hear me speak and then I tell them my name is Dolly. They think I am their age. Perhaps a time for a deedpole appointment, MS PARTON I don't do social ...
Factor in the big smiles; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind IT was smiles all round as four famous faces turned up at the X Factor auditions in Manchester. CHERYL COLE, 26, arrived in a lovely little summer dress, that I wouldn't mind getting my hands on (if I could ...
SARAH HARDING'S floppy fringe looks [...]; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind SARAH HARDING'S floppy fringe looks a bit of a style flop after an outing to the trendy Gilgamesh eaterie in ...
Stare-way to heaven; ViP.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Katie Hind SEEMS like someone really caught the eye of JAMIE REDKNAPP and wife LOUISE, 34, as they cooled off on hols in Italy last week. The heavenly-looking pair are usually on the receiving end of stares in public - especially when they show ...
LiGGER HAPPY.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... ONE of my favourite singers ADELE enjoyed a slap-up ...
FLiRT ALERT.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... EVA LONGORIA and husband TONY PARKER ignored the "get ...
OPEN PRISON; 'Fool' warder leaves gate unlocked.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Russell Myers A BUNGLING guard left a gate open for more than two hours at a jail for lifers. But bosses let him off with a written warning - even though insiders said it was his fourth serious error. One source said: "It's crazy. This fool has ...
ICE QUEEN IN SAFE HANDS; Love-rat goalie Seaman nets stunning skate star.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: David Jeffs; Russell Myers LOVE-rat soccer legend David Seaman has been enjoying a secret fling with married Dancing On Ice beauty Frankie Poultney, The People can reveal. The pair were seen in a riverside flat last week before strolling hand-in-hand in the ...
In this week's Take Easy magazine.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... In this week's ...
Baby drug death rap.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... THE mother of a baby who died from a suspected methadone overdose has been charged over the death. Bonny Richards, 27, and an unnamed man, 30, are accused of administering poison to Holly, 14 months, with intent to endanger ...
On this day... July 5 in 1969.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... TOP 10 singles 1 Thunderclap Newman Something In The Air 2 Elvis Presley In The Ghetto 3 The Beatles The Ballad Of John And Yoko 4 Jethro Tull Living In The Past 5 The Edwin Hawkins Singers Oh Happy Day ...
Sailors in sex game.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... SAILORS said to have held a competition to bed women colleagues for cash prizes face an inquiry. Every conquest on the Australian navy flagship HMAS Success was given a value in dollars - with extra payments for bedding officers or lesbians. ...
HARRY POTTER STAR GETS SWINE FLU; Rupert quits film as toll to hit 1m.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Sarah Jellema; Russell Myers HARRY Potter star Rupert Grint has been hit by swine flu - amid warnings the virus could infect ONE MILLION Brits by next month. The bug is now spreading so rapidly that today's UK toll of 7,500 - including four dead - is expected ...
10 tips to avoid virus.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... 1 2 3 rub eyes or nose after touching an infected person. Keep hands clean. Cover your nose with a tissue (not your hands or a hanky) when you sneeze then throw it away. Avoid touching your eyes and nose. 4 5 6 Avoid contact with sick people or those showing symptoms of illness ....
ROO'LL NEVER SEE ME IN MY UNDIES; Wayne tells his family: I'm keeping my kit on... and we want FIVE kids.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Sharon Feinstein SOCCER hero Wayne Rooney has blasted former teammates David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo for their outlandish lifestyles, The People can reveal. In frank admissions to his favourite uncle, the England and Manchester United maestro told how ...
Noel: pounds 1m drugs bill.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... OASIS rocker Noel Gallagher has boasted he spent a staggering pounds 1million on drugs - claiming it's "the most beautiful thing about being in a band". Noel, 42, revealed the only drug he had not taken was heroin - then branded Coldplay's Chris Martin an "idiot" for never ...
It's a hair cop.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... BALD Paul Quinn, 33, was fined pounds 50 for stealing ...
LAST VOW OF A HERO.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Fiona May THE heartbroken fiance of a British soldier killed in Afghanistan told yesterday how his final words to her were: "I'll come home safe." Emma Green, 19, last spoke to Trooper Joshua Hammond on June 22 - their second anniversary. They ...
my SECRET LIFE.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Meera Syal TV star Meera Syal is a huge fan of NETBALL. The comedian, actress and novelist, who is married to Sanjeev Bhaskar, her "grandson" in The Kumars at No 42 has kept up the sport since her schooldays ....
Fish die in filth flood.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... FISH stocks were decimated after torrential rain flushed 20,000 tons of raw sewage into the River Thames. The stinking filth poured into the water yards from where kids play on the banks of the river in west London. Hundreds of dead ...
SMILEY PEOPLE.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... SMILEY A KITTEN crept into a car bonnet and was driven 30 miles before ...
Just-wed Brit killed.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... AN ex-pat Brit was killed in a motorbike smash on the last day of his Italian honeymoon. Dad-of-two Ben Hallwood died and his bride Madeleine, who was riding pillion, was injured in the early hours crash. They had been heading to Livorno to catch a ferry to Barcelona ...
Baby for Corrie sir.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Vaz Sayed CORRIE bad boy Graeme Hawley has become the NINTH cast member to become a parent over the past year. His actress wife Elianne gave birth to daughter Audrey last week and now pals have dubbed the ITV1 soap Fertilisation Street. Graeme, 35, ...
SCANDAL OF SOARING ATM CHARGES.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Tom McTague; Jamie McGinnes CHARGES for withdrawing money from pay-to-use cash machines are spiralling out of control, a People investigation can reveal. Customers are now forced to cough up to pounds 2.50 to get at their own cash - with the average fee at the ...
12 FREE BATTERIES AT Poundland.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... FED up of running out of batteries for the TV remote? Don't worry - we're here to lend a helping hand. WE'VE joined forces with Poundland to offer every reader a FREE pack of 12 Kodak AA or AAA batteries. POUNDLAND are famous for offering a great range of top brands ...
I'm desperate for a baby, but we're in wrong POSTCODE; CLAIRE, 25, DENIED IVF DUE TO AGE AND WHERE SHE LIVES.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Jessica Boulton TORMENTED Claire Cousins has only ever wanted to be a mum - but her dreams have been shattered by her postcode. Claire's hopes of having a baby naturally were dashed when she went through the menopause when she was just 22. She and ...
Dad's got 3 belters.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... THREE young martial arts experts from the same family have been awarded their black belts at the same time. Chelsea, 16, Aaron 14, and Ryan May, 12, have hardly missed a training session at Watford's Qi Kwan Do Academy in two ...
Telly Hart's pounds 700k will.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... TV artist Tony Hart - who motivated generations of children to paint and draw - left pounds 700,000 in his will. Tony began his TV career in 1952, and together with his Plasticine sidekick Morph, captivated kids with shows such as Hartbeat ...
My Black & Pecker.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... CARPENTER Stuart Keen was recovering in hospital yesterday after he accidentally chopped his penis off with an electric saw. Stuart, 54, who was cutting wood for a cabinet at 2.15am, struggled to the phone and called ...
'88 rape: Brit held.(News)
Jul 05, 2009 ... A BRIT has been arrested in Majorca over a rape in the UK 21 years ago - after advances in DNA testing. Expat William Felton, 57, is suspected of attacking a nurse at knifepoint in 1988. A masked man broke into the victim's ...
Gadgets & Stuff; RORY BRIGGS picks the best of the new high-tech products Staying power.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: RORY BRIGGS Staying power Emergency phone/iPod charger www.geniegadgets.com **** pounds 6.95 THIS blue metal tube works with every iPod and most phones. Pop in an AA battery and plug it in for two more hours talk/play time. It fits in your pocket ...
PUG UGLY; But a comfy drive.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Paul Myles POLITICIANS, in between buying duck-houses on expenses, try to become all things to all men and end up trusted by none. Let's hope that's not the fate of Peugeot's new 3008. Because this 'crossover' family car attempts the improbable - combining ...
WIN A SUPER THULE PACIFIC 600 ROOF BOX; Motoring Myles.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Paul Myles YOU don't have to ditch the car just to accommodate a growing family's holiday needs thanks to the modern aerodynamic roof boxes from Thule. So we've teamed up with the leading manufacturer to offer one lucky reader the chance to win the super ...
Dazzling new idea; Motoring Myles.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Paul Myles NIGHT driving is the most dangerous time to be on the roads and much of that is thanks to glare from headlights - something that could soon be a thing of the past. Light detection specialists Gentex are on the cusp of creating a SmartBeam system ...
STAR BUY; Motoring Myles.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Paul Myles ONE of the most popular executive family cars right now, this 58-reg Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Zetec five-door manual with 17,771 miles, is ...
AUCTION WATCH; Motoring Myles.(Features)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Paul Myles WE'VE teamed up with British Car Auctions to bring you news of the best deal spotted at any one of their 21 auction houses across the country. Even small motoring icons can go cheap. For example, a 02-plate Ford Ka 1.3 threedoor ...
Mathers is double tops.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... C Crusaders 6 W'ton 22 TWO second-half tries from fullback Richie Mathers finished off a comfortable evening's work for Warrington. They were able to climb above Wigan into seventh place with the victory to give their play-off hopes a major boost. ...
SPORTS QUIZ.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: EDDIE CHESTER 1Who was the leading goalscorer at the recent FIFA Confederations Cup Tournament? 2 Which Springbok player broke the Lions' hearts in last week's second Test with his last-minute penalty? 3England cricket's most successful ...
KEVIN'S A SIX POT HOTSHOT; RUGBY LEAGUE Rhinos' guns blazing.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Gareth Walker Hull FC 30 Leeds 43 AN immaculate kicking display by Kevin Sinfield made sure Leeds kept the pressure on St Helens at the top - despite facing a gutsy Hull FC comeback. The Rhinos skipper booted a stunning six touchline goals from as ...
Super Stars up with Nashwan.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Frank Wilson SEA THE STARS sealed his superstar status as he emulated the great Nashwan with another stunning performance in the Coral-Eclipse at Sandown. Dick Hern's colt was the last Derby winner to bag Eclipse glory back in 1989. And after ...
CATCH a match; SPORT ON TV Your 7-day guide.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... England v Australia, Wednesday, Sky Sports 1, coverage starts at 10am A RATHER dull sporting summer finally kicks into life this week with the start of the Ashes ...
Fighting talk from Strauss.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Adam Hathaway ANDREW STRAUSS has vowed England will come out fighting when the bell goes for the First Test against Australia in Cardiff on Wednesday. The England skipper, looking to land an early knockout punch, promised: "We'll be going out there blow for ...
SWANN SONG BACK IN TUNE; THE ASHES First Test gets under way at the SWALEC Stadium on Wednesday.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Adam Hathaway GRAEME SWANN has taken TEN YEARS to shake off his ugly duckling tag - and admits "I was an idiot." The spinner spent nearly a decade in the wilderness after blowing his first England chance under Duncan Fletcher in South Africa on the 1999-2000 ...
Ashes diary.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... July 16-20 - 2nd Test, Lord's July 30-August 3 - 3rd Test, Edgbaston August 7-11 - 4th Test, Headingley August 20-24 - 5th Test, The Oval August 30 - 1st Twenty20, Old Trafford September 1 - 2nd Twenty20, Old Trafford ...
PONTING FEARS GRIEVOUS BODILY HARMISON.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... AUSSIE skipper Ricky Ponting reckons England will miss a trick if they don't pick speedster Steve Harmison for Wednesday's Ashes opener in Cardiff. Harmison blew away dangerman Phil Hughes twice as the Lions drew with the tourists at Worcester after play was halted early when ...
Clarke: No beer fears on our part.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Adam Hathaway AUSSIE vice-captain Michael Clarke has told Andrew Flintoff: "Come and have a beer with us mate." Flintoff was disciplined last week for missing a team bus after a night on the pop and in recent Ashes series has nipped into the Aussie dressing ...
Sin-binned Shaw is cited.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... LIONS lock Simon Shaw has been cited for alleged dangerous play during yesterday's bruising encounter. Shaw has been summoned to attend a disciplinary hearing this morning where he must answer a charge of striking with ...
WILL POWER BURIES BOKS.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... Byline: Keith Edwards S. Africa 9 Lions 28 SUPER Shane Williams pounced twice to give the Lions a dream ending to their tour of South Africa and a small measure of revenge for last week's controversial defeat. The 2008 World Player of the Year ...
O'Connell heaps praise on courageous Lions.(Sport)
Jul 05, 2009 ... BRITISH LIONS captain Paul O'Connell hailed his team's ability to dig deep after they finished the tour with an emphatic victory over the world champions at Ellis Park. The Springboks had already clinched the series but the Lions ensured they return home on a winning note after ...