Article: You never sausage a flap; Pirates player fined $432 for mashing Brewers' mascot.(SPORTS)

Byline: Mark Hartsell, THE WASHINGTON TIMES

The charge: assault with a baseball bat.

The victim: a 6-foot Italian sausage running by the visitors dugout, considered to be unarmed and delicious.

The verdict: guilty, sort of.

The beef ended yesterday after prosecutors in Milwaukee decided not to charge Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman Randall Simon with assault for bopping a sausage mascot with his bat during a game against the Brewers on Wednesday night.

Instead, Simon was cited for disorderly conduct and fined $432.

The swing seen 'round the nation took place at Miller Park after the sixth inning, when the Brewers ...

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