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Article: Pearl Jam: an essay, of sorts, in which the author and his dog weigh the pros and cons of castration vasectomy, and other drastic measures.(Column)
- Article from:
- Esquire
- Article date:
- December 1, 2003
- Author:
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GROWN MEN ARE BABIES, AS GROWN women know. Relentlessly seeking out pleasure, we whimper and shrink back from pain. We may no longer drool, but I still we come crawling on hands and knees (or staggering sideways), always on the lookout for nipples. Which is why women lust for us most of the time. They want babies.
Even so, as a fifty-two-year-old father of four, I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy. My wife, Jennifer, is thirty-seven and will be fertile for another few years, but we seem to be done having children. Except during two pregnancies and for brief interludes with a diaphragm, she has been on the Pill since she was a junior in high school. Her ...
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Article: Jennifer Lopez: La Guitara was so darned hot she'd burn ...
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June 17, 2001 ;
700+ words
... ... could burn you. Right from the start, Jennifer Lopez could turn men's heads ... with her fiance Cris Judd is for keeps. Jennifer, who has adopted the showbiz nickname ... girl - and I still believe it." If Jennifer does find relationship stability, it ...
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