Article: No autographs, please!(General News)

Byline: Mark Baker The Register-Guard

Michael Jackson has no comment.

"I'm an anonymous guy," he says. Yeah, right.

Jennifer Lopez doesn't return our calls.

And Chuck Berry wonders why in the world we want to speak with him.

However, Paul Newman (actually both Paul Newmans), Bruce Lee and even Charlie Brown are more than happy to chat with us.

So are Patrick Ewing, Donald Sutherland and both Martha Stewarts. After all, every single one of them lives right here in Lane County, and they have nothing to hide.

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