Article: Hair crimes.

HEY FILED IN NERVOUSLY. THE SHORT, SERIOUS ONE in the black jacket tugged on a lock of hair. One of the leggy blondes cast suspicious glances at the other. "Okay, line up! Line up!" we said. We turned to our mastermind in matters of hair, Frederic Fekkai. "Watcha got on these guys?" we asked. He studied them carefully. "Such beautiful women," he said, shaking his head. "It's not their fault. Poorly proportioned hairstyles are stealing their good looks."

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Once the cat was out of the bag, the long list of offenses was obvious (turn the page for details). But Frederic cited a number of rules that would help us understand where these ...

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