Article: Roman rebound; Latin today.

So you thought that irksome language was dead?

TO SCARY music, a furtive Jewish nationalist of the first century paints on a wall the words Romanes Eunt Domus. A centurion enters:

Centurion: What's this, then? Romanes Eunt Domus? 'People called Romanes they go the house?'

Nationalist: It--it says, 'Romans, go home.'

Centurion: No, it doesn't. 'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?

Nationalist (being savagely beaten): Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the...accusative! Domum, sir! Ah! Oooh! Ah!

Centurion: Except that domus takes the..?

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