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Article: The ballad of Mary, Joseph and Jesus.(Column)
- Article from:
- Daily Mail (London)
- Article date:
- December 24, 2003
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Both Joseph and Mary went off on a trip.
It was something to do with poll tax, I don't know how they knew that they had to go 'Cos they had no phone, email or fax.
Gabriel told her that she'd bear a child, And God promised that He'd be the dad.
Mary replied: 'But I've never met Him, And me pregnant? - I think you're quite mad!
'It's doubtful if Joseph will be very pleased When I hit him with this after supper.
I'll have to explain it to him pretty quick Or my standing at home's sure to suffer!' She told him the tale, he replied: 'It's OK, Yes, I thought you'd put weight on quite quickly.
We'd better look sharp to ...