Article: The Philadelphia Inquirer Morning Bytes Column.

By Frank Fitzpatrick, The Philadelphia Inquirer Knight Ridder/Tribune Business News

Feb. 6--PHILADELPHIA -- So I'm sitting there with my family enjoying the classy commercials in which a horse breaks wind in a woman's face and a young boy watches a man in a skirt expose himself when that brazen hussy Janet Jackson goes and ruins Super Bowl XXXVIII.

Leave it to those Hollywood lefties to come up with a tasteless way to sabotage America's greatest spectacle.

I mean, Super Bowl Sunday is supposed to be a perfect day. You can get falling-down drunk in front of your kids without feeling guilty. You can eat like Hollis Thomas. You can watch ...

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