Article: Take your best shot!(Post Scripts)(joke)(Brief Article)

Article: Post scripts.(Brief Article)
Saturday Evening Post;  May 1, 2002 ;     700+ words ...Good Listeners Sophisticated listening devices are nothing new. They're called "neighbors." --Sam Ewing "Whoa" Is Me I wanted to write a poem About a horse that wouldn't stop or go slow. But I didn't know what to title the verse, So I called it "A Tale of Whoa." --John J. Daly Turning the Tables On

Article: POST SCRIPTS.(Brief Article)
Saturday Evening Post;  January 1, 1999 ;     700+ words ...Blown Opportunities The fraternity brothers went down one weekend to a neighboring college where there was a rip-roaring party in progress. They were supposed go be back on Monday for a big chemistry test, but they had such a good time that they stayed over and slept through Sunday and didn't get

Article: Post Scripts.(Brief Article)
Saturday Evening Post;  January 1, 2002 ;     700+ words ...This Takes the Cake Our church women's group was having a craft-and-bake auction, so the night before, I quickly mixed up a cake to take to it. It fell so badly, I knew I'd have to make something different the next morning. To ease the tension, my husband said, "I don't know; isn't church the place

Article: Daffynitions.(POST SCRIPTS)(Brief ...
Saturday Evening Post;  January 1, 2008 ;     443 words ...Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better. Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today. Wrinkles: Something other people have. I have character lines.

Article: Priceless.(POST SCRIPTS)(Brief ...
Saturday Evening Post;  September 1, 2006 ;     368 words ...A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know, son; I'm still paying." --Unknown

Article: Legal blunder.(POST SCRIPTS)(Brief ...
Saturday Evening Post;  July 1, 2009 ;     556 words ...A doctor, a little boy, and a priest were in a small plane when it developed engine trouble. The pilot grabbed a parachute and told the passengers they had better jump too. But there were only three parachutes left. The doctor said, "I save lives, so I must live," and bailed out. The lawyer said,

Article: Crowd control.(POST SCRIPTS)(Brief ...
Saturday Evening Post;  January 1, 2008 ;     420 words ...A young man was being interviewed for a job with the city's police department. When asked what he would do to break up a hostile crowd, he quickly answered, "Take up a collection." [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]