Article: HEAD-TO-HEAD-TO-HEAD: New York Yankess vs. USSR vs. Galactic Empire.(BASEBALL 2004)

Byline: Patrick Hruby, THE WASHINGTON TIMES

One's a monolithic juggernaut bent on universal domination, one ill-gotten acquisition at a time. The other two are the former Soviet Union and the Galactic Empire from "Star Wars." But which fearsome, loathsome outfit is truly the Evil-est Empire of all? It's time for a Head-to-Head-to-Head:

Economic system

Yankees: Aggressively capitalist.

USSR: Aggressively communist.

Galactic Empire: Aggressively filling George Lucas' coffers.

Winner: Yanks. It's the American way.

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