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Article: HEAD-TO-HEAD-TO-HEAD: New York Yankess vs. USSR vs. Galactic Empire.(BASEBALL 2004)
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- The Washington Times (Washington, DC)
- Article date:
- April 1, 2004
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Byline: Patrick Hruby, THE WASHINGTON TIMES
One's a monolithic juggernaut bent on universal domination, one ill-gotten acquisition at a time. The other two are the former Soviet Union and the Galactic Empire from "Star Wars." But which fearsome, loathsome outfit is truly the Evil-est Empire of all? It's time for a Head-to-Head-to-Head:
Economic system
Yankees: Aggressively capitalist.
USSR: Aggressively communist.
Galactic Empire: Aggressively filling George Lucas' coffers.
Winner: Yanks. It's the American way.