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Article: Bacon at the Movies: Hanks, but no Hanks! OUR FANTASTIC FILMS PAGE BY RICHARD BACON ORIGINAL STILL BEST.(Features)
- Article from:
- The People (London, England)
- Article date:
- June 20, 2004
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Byline: RICHARD BACON
The LadykillersComedy CERT: U
THINGS that get remade are never perfect, are they? Just look at Jordan.
I'm not saying that for the price of a cinema ticket you could spend 90 minutes in the dark with her.
I'm saying that trying to improve on something can leave you with a lumpy, unsatisfying mess.
This newspaper's lawyers are asking me to stress that the last comment refers ONLY to movie remakes and not in any way Jordan.
They can look fake and ridiculous. That one IS a comment about her breasts.