Article: No fairy godmothers to save this dismal `Cinderella'.(Newsday)

Byline: Jan Stuart

Poor Cinderella.

As if she didn't do enough time in that attic, she has been maligned by feminist critics, misappropriated by Jerry Lewis, and at various junctures Ann-Margretized, Brandy-ed, Betty Bronsonized, Betty Huttonized, Drew Barrymored, Mary Pickforded, Sarah Michelle Gellarized, Gemma Cravenized, Disneyfied, tutu-ed, tattooed, Rodgers and Hammersteined, Sondheimed, Rossinied, Prokofieved, Masseneted, macerated, pickled and preserved for every conceivable audience demographic.

And now she's been Hilary Duffed, to match the construction of the preceding.

The reigning princess of teen-blond bland (a tiara ...

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