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Article: Blogged down in Web fantasy; Meet the fabulously rich columnist, born to privilege.(NEWS)(Nick Coleman)
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- Star Tribune (Minneapolis, MN)
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- September 29, 2004
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Byline: Nick Coleman; Staff Writer
This just in: I am a very wealthy man, born into privilege and power, and a stooge of the Democratic Party.
Oh. That reminds me, Smithers: Bring me the heads of some Republicans, would you? Also, set out the good silver. Fritz is coming over to give me my marching orders.
Dad-ums would be so proud, wouldn't he, Muffy?
Nothing in the opening paragraph is true, but bloggers and talk-show barracudas have said so, tossing stuff against the wall to see what sticks. I happen to enjoy the idea of me as to the manor born, so I have taken to wearing an ascot to my corner pizza parlor.
But this is not ...