Article: Epitaph for Francois Rabelais.(Brief Article)(Poem)

 
EPITAPH FOR FRANCOIS RABELAIS 
 
   If anything can sprout 
   From a dead man rotted out, 
   And if further generation 
   Arises from stagnation, 
   A grapevine will surely take birth 
   From the belly and the girth 
   Of good Rabelais, who contrived 
   Always to drink while alive. 
 
   In one suck down the hatch 
   His gullet could dispatch, 
   With two shakes and a burp, 
   More milk than a pig can slurp, 
   More rivers than Iris can nuzzle, 
   More waves than a beach can guzzle. 
 
   Not even the dawn sun, blinking, 
   Has seen him when he's not drinking, 
   And night, however late, 
   Has seen him in no other state 
   Because 24/7, no break, 
   Francois had a ...

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