Article: STUPID GROUNDHOG!(OPINION)(Letter to the Editor)

Where was Jimmy when we needed him?

How could our Feb. 2 weather prognosticator from Sun Prairie have been so wrong as to predict an early spring?

As the long-standing "official" Veterinarian for the Groundhog it has puzzled me. Of course, the very accurate Jimmy is no longer present and his current successor is a mere juvenile. He missed his annual physical (so I accept no responsibility for his ineptitude) and the only diagnosis I can come up with is he must have been "under the weather." (So are we now.)

-- Robert C. Sartori, DVM, Sun Prairie

Sly slithers out again

Once again John "Sly" Sylvester has come out from under ...

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