Article: My candidate! But not necessarily the right one.(presidential candidate John F. Kerry)

ONCE, years ago, I had dinner with John Kerry. It was almost exactly twelve years ago, on the eve of Bill Clinton's big election--which is a sentence, by the way, that, if repeated in a pidgin racist Chinese-houseboy accent, produces a hilarious and meaningful double entendre. I'll pause while you try it.

Got it?

Anyway, twelve years ago, in Boston, on the eve of Clinton's you-know-what, I was sitting at dinner with a few members of the cast and crew of Cheers--at the time, the highest-rated, longest-running comedy on television--and our guest that evening was Senator Kerry. I was across the table from him, and it didn't seem to bother him that I was 1) ...

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