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Article: Tam Cowan: Spare a thought for the guy called Hugh Deeney.(Features)
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- Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
- Article date:
- April 27, 2005
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Byline: Tam Cowan
A WOMAN golfer tees off at the 15th hole and her ball strikes a man in front who falls to the ground and starts rolling around in the foetal positionTotally shocked, she runs over and asks if she can help.
'No, you're okay, I'll be fine when the pain goes away,' he gasps.
'But I'm a physical education therapist,' she says. 'I'm used to doing this kind of thing and I won't feel so guilty if you let me help.'
'Okay,' says the man. So the woman kneels down, unzips his trousers and starts massaging his groin area.
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