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Article: What to expect: your baby's first 75 years: now that you've survived your boy's infant and toddler years, it's time to prepare for the exciting developments just around the corner.(THIS WAY OUT)
- Article from:
- Esquire
- Article date:
- July 1, 2005
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>>YOUR BABY AT 20
His brain: Your baby's brain is growing at a rapid rate. He might even try to read books with very simple concepts, like The Fountainhead or anything by Carlos Castaneda.
Sleeping: Your baby will probably move from his crib to an intermediate sleeping arrangement such as a "futon." His normal bedtime may shift to 2:00 A.M., and he may need his "security bong" to finally go down for the night.
Nursing: Don't be surprised if, having lost interest in Mom's breasts, he fixates on other women's breasts, particularly those in tight tank tops that say SLIPPERY WHEN WET. This is to be expected and does not necessitate a call to the ...