Article: Pet peeves; On red carpet, celebs hit the skids, but home team shines.(Arts and Lifestyle)

Byline: IVANA MARTINI

There's a new addition to the Martini family, morsels! My cousin Sciatica, the darling debutante who came out at a fall ball (I told her a tube top was a mistake) just acquired her own exotic pet a la Paris Hilton. Because kinkajous are so last month, Sciatica adopted Barbra, an adorable howler monkey. Her wardrobe of tiny ball gowns and minilounging capris are on order, so Barbra's wearing a few of Mary-Kate's hand-me-downs until they come in.

Searching for the perfect baby present, I jetted to New York, Beverly Hills and London. Manolo, my beloved Pom, stayed behind in Boston. He's in Fat Joe's new music video, and he needs to ...

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