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Article: Applicant resume bloopers.(Brief Article)
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- The Saturday Evening Post
- Article date:
- January 1, 2006
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* My intensity and focus are at in ordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is un speakable.
* Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.
* Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
* Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet.
* Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!
* I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
* Created a new market for pigs by processing, advertising and selling a gourmet