Article: Applicant resume bloopers.(Brief Article)

* My intensity and focus are at in ordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is un speakable.

* Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.

* Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.

* Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet.

* Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!

* I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.

* Created a new market for pigs by processing, advertising and selling a gourmet

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