Article: Boil them first.(NATION)(INSIDE THE BELTWAY)

Byline: John McCaslin, THE WASHINGTON TIMES

Boil them first

We now know where Easter eggs come from - including the thousands scattered yesterday across the South Lawn for the annual White House Easter Egg Roll. According to the official White House pool report, "the First Easter Bunny ... left the appropriate droppings."

Try smaller bites

We're glad to hear Rep. Rob Simmons, Connecticut Republican, is on the mend after choking on a piece of meat during a recent fundraiser.

Never one to miss an opportunity to send a get-well card is People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which wrote, "We heard about your harrowing ...

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