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Article: CHEER UP! At least today you won't get clubbed by a caveman, die of the plague or be forced into the Navy; MODERN LIFE GETTING YOU DOWN?(Features)
- Article from:
- The Mirror (London, England)
- Article date:
- May 12, 2006
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Byline: By BRIAN READE
PETRIFIED of leaving the house in case you're happy-' slapped by a hoodie, a terrorist blows up Tesco or you get caught up in a gangland shooting?
Or maybe you've just opened a bill informing you it will take until 2064 to escape debt, or ruptured your back trying to remove your obese 11-year-old from in front of a TV which is turning him into a foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed psycho.
Are incompetent ministers, impotent police and a clueless immigration service making you pine for the Good Old Days?
If so, you're in need ...