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Article: Jokes.(Letter to the editor)
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- Highlights for Children
- Article date:
- July 1, 2006
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Emiko: "How do you catch a unique rabbit?"
Dennis: "Unique up on it."
Emiko: "How do you catch a tame rabbit?"
Dennis: "Tame way. Unique up on it."
Kristen Nielsen, Florida
Customer: "Waiter, I think there's a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "No, sir, that's a cockroach. The fly is on the roll."