Article: Poles apart in the language of love; PETERBOROUGH.

A MAN from Poland moved to Britain and married an English girl. His English was not perfect, but they got along well until he went to his lawyer asking for a divorce, 'very quick'.

The lawyer said it would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: 'Have you any grounds?' MAN: 'Ja, Ja, acre and half a nice little home.' LAWYER: 'No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?' MAN: 'It made of concrete.' LAWYER: 'Does either of you have a real grudge against each other?' MAN: 'No, we have carport, and not need one.'

LAWYER: 'I mean, what are your relations like?' MAN: 'All my relations still in Poland.' LAWYER: 'Is there ...

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