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November 21, 2006
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Copyright informationCOPYRIGHT 2006 Knight Ridder/Tribune. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan. All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)
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Byline: Celia Rivenbark
Wow, y'all. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are getting a divorce. Show of hands from those of you out there who thought this marriage was going to last. OK, besides the woman who still believes Scott Peterson is innocent and the guy who thinks Al Roker is sending him secret messages through the "Today" show weather report every morning.
A tiny little part of me feels sorry for "Fed-X." I mean he got notified of the divorce papers via text message on his cell phone. Hons, that's "March of the Penguins" cold. Brit, dude, the man did father your two precious babies, not to mention countless others.
Much has been made of Kevin's amazing ...
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