Article: Latest U farce missing only cream pies, seltzer; Dan Monson's exit was a classic production of evading blame, ignoring facts and general bungling.(SPORTS)(Patrick Reusse)

Byline: Patrick Reusse; Staff Writer

Howard Johnson, the proprietor of a one-flavor ice cream parlor, offered this reminder to the citizens of Rock Ridge: "Y'know, Nietzsche says: `Out of chaos comes order.'-"

Olson Johnson, another businessman, responded by telling Howard to blow it out of his ear, or something like that.

You would like to say the same thing to Joel Maturi and the rest of the overmatched people empowered to make decisions, large or small, in the University of Minnesota's athletic department.

Too bad Mel Brooks isn't looking for new material. He could find as much chaos and buffoonery at the Bierman Building as he was ...

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