Article: VAMPIRES VANT YOU.(Living)

Byline: Susan E. Tomer Staff writer

Three vampires go into a bar. First one says, "I'll have a blood."

Second one says, "I'll have a blood, too." Third one says, "I'll have a blood, but would you put some water in it, please." Bartender says: "Let me see if I've got this right. You want two bloods and a blood lite."

* Reporter calls up three vampire hunters. Says: "Do vampires exist?" First one says yep, got 300 just in North America. Second one says no such thing as a vampire. Third one says can't prove it by me.

* We've found 300 in North America and about 500 worldwide. That is absolute," says Steven Kaplan. From downstate in ...

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