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Seattle Times Sideline Chatter column: Barkley steps up, to the dining-room table, that is.(Charles Barkley)

Byline: Dwight Perry

May 10--Charles Barkley is an exercise in futility.

As the corpulent NBA analyst bragged to his TNT audience: "I bought a Stairmaster. I stare at it every day."

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Florida Marlins hitters, averaging 8.9 a game, are on pace to strike out a record 1,438 times this season.

On the plus side, team spinmeisters point out, in the at-bats the Marlins do make contact, they're hitting .358.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Patriots Day with the Boston Marathon?

A: A Paul Revere impersonator riding through the race course yelling, "The Kenyans are coming!"

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