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Article: The Virginian-Pilot, Norfolk, Va., Mike Gruss column: Breakfast is crunch time for a guy and his favorite cereal.
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- The Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk, VA)
- Article date:
- June 11, 2007
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Byline: Mike Gruss
Jun. 11--A bunch of people called last week because we had redesigned the newspaper and changed their morning routines.
I feel their pain. My morning's changed as well. I'm outraged, sad, confused, hurt, disappointed, lost.
Post redesigned my favorite cereal. They've changed from corn flakes to some kind of rice-based flakes. The texture is all wrong.
What am I supposed to do now?
The simple answer is, "Eat it!" But it's not that easy. My cereal's soggier. It doesn't have the same heft.
Mornings are a weary and vulnerable time. In the seconds after I've stopped whacking the snooze button, I could ...