Article: The Virginian-Pilot, Norfolk, Va., Mike Gruss column: With Harry Potter, I don't know a hogwart from a handsaw.

Byline: Mike Gruss

Jul. 14--I CAN'T WAIT for the Harry Potter book.

Not because I want to read it. But because with the release of the book, we're one step closer to the saga being over, and I won't feel left out of the conversation anymore.

See, here's something for your chamber of secrets: I haven't read any of the Harry Potter books. I haven't seen the movies. I haven't bought the toys. I don't know what a hogwart is.

I don't know whether, at the end of this decade-long saga, I want Harry to live or die or give the ring to Smeagol or turn to the Dark Side or run away with his therapist or get picked up by the feds or rob a casino ...

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