What does a pig put on a cut?

Oinkment (ointment)!

Alexander Horton

Palm Coast, Florida

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Chickens weren't invented yet!

Hannah Weiss, 9

Millwood, New York

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish (tune a fish)!

Alexa Sweeney, 7

Connecticut

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle (need a little) help, there?

Luke Abarra

Tullahoma, Tennessee

What kind of dollar doesn't cost a dollar?

A sand dollar!

Abby Drummond

New Jersey

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