Article: The Morning Call, Allentown, Pa., Paul Carpenter column.(Column)

Byline: Paul Carpenter

Sep. 2--MC: This emergency meeting to Preserve American Principles will come to order.

We at the PAP society decided to meet in the Lehigh Valley, where the true-blue American way of life is threatened. We must take action.

We'd like to welcome our distinguished guests, Vice President Cheney, former White House schemer Karl Rove, former President Clinton, former presidential sneak Oliver North and former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

So the first order of business is...Excuse me, did you have a question, Bubba?

Clinton: I'm disappointed. When you invited me to sit at the head table, I naturally ...

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