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Driving under the influence of celebrity.
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Knight Ridder/Tribune
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October 2, 2007
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Byline: Celia Rivenbark
Keifer Sutherland's recent arrest for his second DUI in three years makes me wonder, all over again, why so many millionaire actors can't seem to scrounge up cab fare.
What is with that? Are they like the President, who, I've always heard, is never allowed to carry money or even a credit card? (You can't trust the leader of the Free World to walk around with a couple of 20s in his wallet for lunch and gum but he's got the ability to sink us all into trillions of dollars of debt with the swipe of a pen? Yeah, that makes sense.)
I'm sure that Keifer Sutherland, and all the assorted Hollywood bimbettes (Paris, Nicole, Lindsay etc.) and himbos ...
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Ghosts, elves, treat-bearing neighbors: Shoo!
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
November 7, 2006 ;
478 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark Who had the bright idea of circulating...Now. Isn't that better? ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2006, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Fed-X.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
November 21, 2006 ;
498 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark Wow, y'all. Britney Spears and...services. Just a thought. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2006, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Sick of the waiting room.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
January 2, 2007 ;
480 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark If you planned to leave town with...Out of the mouths of babes. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2007, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Sudoku's got my husband's number.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
October 17, 2006 ;
476 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark I want to know when Dr. Phil plans...looking better all the time. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2006, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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The ordinary becomes transfixing with HDTV.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
March 13, 2007 ;
471 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark Duh-Hubby and I have been arguing...Gore can kiss my pixels. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2007, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Student newspaper, professional angst.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
October 24, 2006 ;
473 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark When an opening came up for an...something about that next week. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2006, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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A meaty conversation ... not so rare.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
September 4, 2007 ;
472 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark The waitress at the chain steakhouse...to use Bubba's definition. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2007, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Spa me the kids.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
September 12, 2006 ;
488 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark When I read in USA Today that...is great for exfoliation. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2006, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Material mom tightens reigns on daughter.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
March 20, 2007 ;
478 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark Madonna has announced that her...Except for Lourdes, of course. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2007, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Phoning for dazzlers.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
February 13, 2007 ;
481 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark I recently ordered something from...few sparklies, by the way. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2007, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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That's right, I said it: The `C' word.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
December 19, 2006 ;
484 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark A Politically Correct Disclaimer...I ain't giving up my joy. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2006, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Hoping to forget Paris.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
May 15, 2007 ;
501 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark Dough-brained socialite Paris...wasn't even all that hot. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2007, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Love song ends on a sour note.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
August 29, 2006 ;
471 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark While I'm not exactly ready to...that's just so Yesterday. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2006, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Smart car: driving you honest.
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
February 6, 2007 ;
478 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark So you think you're not too drive...possibilities are endless, my hons. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2007, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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Infamy-free? C'mon down!
Knight Ridder/Tribune;
July 3, 2007 ;
482 words
...Byline: Celia Rivenbark The whole world is wondering who...t take much to rile him. ___ (Celia Rivenbark is a freelance columnist in Wilmington...celiarivenbark.com.) ___ (c) 2007, Celia Rivenbark Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune...
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