Article: Hard lesson for a man who wanted a soft touch.(News)

BYLINE: Angelique Serrao

A man looking for a quick fix was mighty upset when his Pretty Woman turned out to be a very pretty ... male.

The man's adventure began on Monday when he picked up a prostitute in Illovo, Joburg, for a quick romp in a hotel room.

Eager to taste her delights, he ripped off his clothes. He asked her to do the same. She refused, and then demanded to be paid before proceeding any further.

An argument ensued and the man grabbed the prostitute.

"Let's just say when he touched her he realised he wasn't touching a woman," said Inspector Moses Maphakela.

The man realised he had been duped - his lady of ...

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