Article: The life of Myers: his last starring role was five years ago. He hasn't given a magazine interview in nine years. Mike Myers, international man of mystery, has returned, but his life story has never been told. Until now.(Cover story)

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MY FORTY-FIVE YEARS IN FORTY-FIVE SENTENCES BY MIKE MYERS

1963: The Beatles, from Liverpool, England, release their first album, Please Please Me.

That same year, my mother, also from Liverpool, releases me from her vagina.

1964: Jerrie Mock becomes the first woman to circumnavigate the world in a plane.

I am the first Myers to be circumcised by a plane saw.

1965: First person walks in space.

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