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Born to bore.(News)

WELCOME everybody, to this: an introduction to the Non-Domestic Goddess Club's new magazine, Celebrity Baby!, which, each week, will contain more celebrity babies than you can shake a stick at, not that we would recommend shaking a stick at a celebrity baby.

As we understand it, someone once shook a stick at Charlotte Church's celebrity baby and she head-butted them. Similarly, we feel it would be unwise to shake a stick at any of Kerry Katona's celebrity babies.

That said, it's fine if it is one of her non-celebrity babies, which she keeps chained in the yard out back anyway. (As she was once quoted as saying, "I can't believe I had a non- celebrity baby. Where's the ...

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