Article: Parody.(Up front)(John McCain)(Brief article)

FROM: Steve Schmidt

TO: McCain '08 Staff and Allies

Friends,

I gather that some of you are feeling uncertain over how to respond to press inquiries into the recent statements and actions of our candidate. These talking points should serve as a guide.

For inquiries concerning:

John McCain's promise to become a dual citizen with the Republic of Georgia and make the country our 51st state.

RESPONSE: John McCain knows that we're all Georgians, and so do you. Once we find the second Georgia on a map, we will value it as a complement to our existing Georgia--shashlik meets sweet potato. Anyone who disagrees fails to grasp ...

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