Article: Mr. Chatterbox this month: positively north port. (North Port City, Florida)

Boy, aren't those new wide mouth beer cans something? Talk about an idea whose time has come. I don't know how we ever got along without them. Not since cash machines have they come up with an invention that has done so much to change my life, and for the better.

And speaking of big mouths, I'm sure many of you have been breathlessly following the latest scandal to tarnish my career. No, I'm not talking about that unfortunate incident at the Normandy Motel (just for the record, I was jogging, not running from the cops); I mean the brouhaha about North Port. It was in all the papers. Well, one of them anyway. And it all started right here in this column when I ...

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