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Article: Will my melon see me safely home on the bus?(News)
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- Daily Post (Liverpool, England)
- Article date:
- January 28, 2009
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Byline: Laura Davis
TODAY'S challenge is to work out how to get a melon home from the office.
Not a neat little cantaloupe that you could just about fit in your handbag, although it might sustain a few injuries en route, but a whopping great rugby ball of a honeydew that's all the more indiscreet for being cheerfully yellow.
Nothing says "hey - look at me, I'm over here!" quite like the colour canary It's why you don't see many yellow baboons in Sefton Park, not because of the unfamiliarly inclement climate but because the grey city animals have jealously chased them all away
So, tonight, I have to get the bus home, and I have this ...