Article: Joke of the WEEK; "You say... ".(News)

Article: Sue Carroll's column: It's becoming a week ...
The Mirror (London, England);  February 10, 1999 ;     319 words ...LAST week was ''Marriage Week'', we're now mid ''Contraceptive Awareness Week", it doesn't seem that long ago since we endured ''National Smile Week'' or the ludicrous ''Prune Awareness Week'' and I've no doubt ''National ...

Article: What price love? (humorous tally of the true economic costs ...
Town & Country;  February 1, 1996 ;     700+ words ... ... thing she had all that baby-sitting money.) SUMMER DAYS: He: More haircuts; four iced teas and as many burgers a week; joke T-shirt he bought her when she swamped the boat; nice pair of pants for dinner with her parents; long-distance ...

Article: Joke of the WEEK; ''You say...(Features)
The People (London, England);  May 10, 2009 ;     295 words ... ... email your joke to mailbox@people.co.uk or post to Joke Of The Week, The People, One Canada Square, London E14 5AP. Fred rang the GP as ... don't know , said Fred. All I could hear was crackling. Joke of the WEEK Joke of the WEEK

Article: Comment: John Bright : And, of course, Americans write poems in ...
The Birmingham Post (England);  October 8, 1999 ;     700+ words ... ... Tchaikovsky the news. And I guess that's why they call it the blues. Apologies in advance for the bad taste of the week joke which goes: Question: "Mummy, mummy, why are your hands so soft?" Answer: "Because I'm 12." A Surrey housing ...

Article: Joke of the WEEK; "You say... " Tell us what YOU think ...
The People (London, England);  July 19, 2009 ;     362 words ...Joke of the WEEK Joke of the WEEK A hotdog walks into a pub one day and asks for a pint of lager ... your joke to: mailbox@people.co.uk. Or post to: Joke Of The Week, The People, One Canada Square, London E14 5AP.

Article: THE GUIDE: LAUGHTER LINES: Bruce ready for banter.(Features)
The News Letter (Belfast, Northern Ireland);  May 11, 2001 ;     700+ words ... ... mail G.Gilliland@mgn.co.uk The competition will run for the next four weeks with tickets going to the best joke writer each week each week. JOKE of the WEEK Q: Did you hear why the tomato blushed? A: Because he saw the salad dressing ...

Article: INSIDE THE BELTWAY.(Nation)(Inside The Beltway)
The Washington Times;  April 9, 1997 ;     700+ words ... ... to fellow GOP members at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel this week. JOKE'S ON US We wrote earlier that Sen. Barbara Mikulski ... Camden Yards on opening day of the baseball season last week. Asked how life was treating her, the senator replied ...