Article: IKEA flatpacks idiot proof? Well, I'm living proof that they're not! As IKEA opens in Ireland, DIY virgin Michael Winner (more of a mahogany than MDF man) builds his own [euro]290 wardrobe...(News)

Byline: by Michael Winner

FACED by two flatpacks, one small and one large. Thus started my time as a do-it-yourself idiot attempting to build an IKEA wardrobe. Since I've never done DIY in my life, the Mail asked me to see if IKEA's flatpacks are idiot-proof. I now know they're not.

I start by unwrapping the stuff in my hall. It isn't easy. The wood, or chipboard, in the larger pack is almost too heavy to lift.

I solicit aid from my lovely fiancee Geraldine Lynton-Edwards and my assistant Dinah May.

After exposing the whiteveneered whatever, we find two plastic containers of screws and other odd things and an instruction book headed ...

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