Article: ?habla usted spam-glish?: GRAMPO Y GRAMA BECOME ENVIRONMENTALLY AWARE.(Vecinos/People)

Byline: larry torres

Una tarde Grampo Caralampio came back into la casa after el reparto del agua. He spoke to Grama Cuca saying, "Cuca, Aquieres saber lo que some gringos told me alla en el ditch water meeting? Me dijeron que every time que reguelda una vaca se hace deplete el O Zone Layer. Pero yo no comprendo como puede ser que every time a cow burps o se pede, se gasta el atmosphere."

"Oh, I do!" Canutito jumped in. "We learned about it alla en la escuela. It seems que los burps y farts de las vacas contain a whole concentracion de gas que es muy harmful al upper atmosphere and if you have un bonche de vacas todas haciendo burp and pediendose a la ...

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