Article: JOE KENNEDY'S ENERGY MISSPENT IN POLITICS.(News)

Byline: HOWIE CARR

You're Joe Kennedy, and there are only three ways this whole Senate thing can work out for you.

No. 1, you run and "win" a life sentence to the Senate, and a decade from now, you'll look in the mirror and see ... Chris Dodd.

No. 2, you run and you lose, as unlikely as that now seems, and that's the end of the Kennedy dynasty, once and for all, and it's your fault.

No. 3, you give the race a good leaving-alone. You keep collecting that $544,792 salary from your energy companies and never have to worry about getting a call from some newspaper wiseguy about what have you done lately for Pam Kelley, the girl who wound ...

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