Article: MY LIFE AFTER RETIREMENT IN 500 WORDS OR LESS: BALLOON RALLY SUGGESTIONS FOR 'SPECIAL SHAPES'.(Tempo)

Byline: MARC KAPLAN

* I agree with financier and former Presidential Advisor Bernard Baruch who was quoted, "Old age is always 15 years older than I am."

Quoting me: "I'm retired. As I get older I don't want to press 1 for English."

* Looks like I might come out of retirement to become Taos High School's mariachi program teacher. I could teach the students some Creedence Clearaqua Revival followed by big hits from Francisco Valli & The Cuatro Seasons, The Jackson Cinco and Crosby, Stills, Nachos & Young.

* Special-shaped hot air balloons you won't see at this weekend's annual Taos Mountain Balloon Rally include: The Taos Abandoned ...

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