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Article: Subway Tutors for Hillary.(a New York to-do list for Hillary Clinton)(Brief Article)
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- The Progressive
- Article date:
- August 1, 1999
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Hillary Clinton's New York to-do list:
* Find a secure four-bedroom apartment with two and a half baths, parking, a fireplace, and a view of Central Park for around $1,500. Maybe on the East Side near Bloomies. FedEx Chelsea a key, but not him.
* Get sixteen courtside seats for the Knicks. Find out who they play and what the deal is. Hint: Get Mandy to debrief Spike Lee. What else is going on? Football, or that thing on ice with sticks?
* Find someone we can trust who can decipher what the hell Sharpton is talking about. See about fast-tracking him a temporary ambassadorship to some small nation far, far away.
* Double-check to make ...