Article: A Bit Of Advice: Don't Go There! Dear Hillary: Renovate the new kitchen, write a book. Forget the Senate and follow the cash.(Hillary Clinton)(THE LAST WORD)(Last Word)(Brief Article)

Dear Hillary,

Love the hair. Like the house. All the best. Think you're nuts. Not nuts to move to New York, of course, which I consider the center of the universe (although you overshot the epicenter, the corner of 57th and Fifth, where I've asked that my ashes be scattered someday). But to move to New York to run for the United States Senate? What can you be thinking, to think so small?

Perhaps you're in a time warp, Hillary, like the furniture they unloaded at the new Chappaqua house that had been in storage for years while you lived in government housing. (Get thee behind me, Danish modern!) Sometimes it seems you've frozen in the aspic of your ...

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