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Article: ANIMAL HOUSE.
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- Sojourners
- Article date:
- March 1, 2000
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This is the second issue of the New Millennium, a time period which, I believe, has way too many consonants. But overlooking that for the moment, this issue of the magazine provides a unique opportunity to establish a record for those historians who, a thousand years from now, will dust off the Sojourners archives from the year 2000 and try to get a better understanding of why we didn't outlaw telemarketers when we had the chance. (Year 3000 audio-clip: "Good evening Mr. [your name]. We are telepathically interrupting your thoughts to announce important vinyl siding news!")
By "jumping ahead" and imagining what the Year 3000 celebrations would include, we're ...