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Article: LETTER FROM AL.(political humor)(Brief Article)
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- National Review
- Article date:
- April 3, 2000
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Dear APPLICANT,
Thanks very much for your interest in being my running mate. Tipper and I are excited about moving forward with this phase of our historic campaign!
By now, the blood workup has been sent to the lab and the hair and skin samples are being prepared for analysis. Again, thank you for your prompt and cooperative attitude during this unpleasant but necessary procedure.
Basically, as you all know, the blood sample is a way for us to get to know you a little bit better-to familiarize ourselves with you and your family. A lot of past applicants have told us that this is the best part of the whole process! And in one case in particular, ...