Article: Football : Tam Cowan; Give Ritchie an apostrophe and watch his value soar.(Sport)

CONSIDERING the last piece of advice I offered Hearts was to drive carefully on the treacherous A9 when travelling to Inverness next season, the Jambos probably wouldn't welcome any further words of wisdom from yours truly.

However, by way of a sincere and total heartfelt apology for constantly slagging them off last season, I'd like to pass on three sound tips to help them deal with Rangers' derisory bid for Paul Ritchie.

1 Instead of accepting pounds 800,000 for the player, simply ask Ritchie to change his name by deed poll to Paulo Rizzio and watch ...

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