Article: The face is like an ever open book; The Carole Ann Rice.

Look into my eyes. Go on, I dare you. What do you see? Is my fulsome lip a sign of generosity or a giveaway of greed? Is the hair bimbo or bombshell? Am I a cutie pie or kewpie doll? The glasses could be a cosmetic prop used to magnify brain cells. What about those eyes - a move over darling, come on and don't fool yourself that you are the first to detect a Myra Hindley chill.

You get, as I'm sure someone must have said, the face you deserve, although what Lemmy from Motorhead ...

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